Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by goatbagthedruid, May 10, 2009.

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  1. Why do lorry drivers put stuffed animals into their radiator grills? For example:


    Anyone have an answer??

  2. They are not stuffed animals! They are mummified roadkill... Sorry to have to tell you in such a blunt way, but someone had to one day...
  3. It's all part of Bear Grylls new series...
  4. If what Jeremy Clarkson said about lorry-drivers is true, it's to lure in younger victims. :D

  5. It indicates how many they have hit :twisted:

    Bit like Fighter Pilots :wink:
  6. You normally find they are bin lorries driven by tight (pikey related) gits who store them there until they take them home for their kids birthdays!
  7. Doh, it's to stop them iritating the driver, when they are hung from the rear view mirror.
  8. They look better than a gibbet full of Roo,s hangin on the back :p
  9. Because the alternative complains too much?

  10. Seen one recently with a pig stuck in the grill. God only knows what happened to the pig's motorbike.
  11. Class mate! :clap: