Lorraine Kelly - Not bad on HIGNFY

#1
Lorraine Kelly hosted the show this evening and did a very good job I think.

Does anyone else think she was inexplicably fit? :twisted:
 
#6
I must admit, as sad as it might seem, i remember a filming of a photo shoot for GMTV and she looked really great, am i just getting old.

sparky
 
#7
Sorry kids, as much as you may love her, she is a minger.

Mr Snail and I agree on one thing at least.
 
#9
Sangreal said:
And you are a stunner then Dale? 8O
Who cares?

And you are?
 
#12
Imagine Mandy Dingle with peroxide hair, with all of the blubber sucked out of her with an industrial vacuum but none of the spare skin removed.

Voila, you have Dale.


A stunner then.

Sparky
 
#14
Aunty Stella said:
Imagine Mandy Dingle with peroxide hair, with all of the blubber sucked out of her with an industrial vacuum but none of the spare skin removed.

Voila, you have Dale.
I am wounded. Ouch, ouch, the pain, the pain.

I am easily 14 stone fatter. You are so harsh Flash!!!!! I will sleep peacefully tonight, knowing that you have lagged the bed.

While you were thinking of me and beebs in a 3 some. You dirty dirty man.

Sluggy is disgusted.
 
#15
Awol said:
Dale the snail said:
Sorry kids, as much as you may love her, she is a minger.

Mr Snail and I agree on one thing at least.
There's a Mr Snail?

Fcuk.
Yep. He nicked my dog. Do you not read the posts? Duh

The fecker. Kingo'd my dog. Thieving scousers. I wouldn't mind, but he is from Nottingham. I taught him too well.
 
#16
Dale the snail said:
Aunty Stella said:
Imagine Mandy Dingle with peroxide hair, with all of the blubber sucked out of her with an industrial vacuum but none of the spare skin removed.

Voila, you have Dale.
I am wounded. Ouch, ouch, the pain, the pain.

I am easily 14 stone fatter. You are so harsh Flash!!
Been on the B&Q meths substitute again Dale? You will note that your insulter has considerably more letters in the user name and considerably less chins in the facial area.

I agree with you though, LK is a fcuking moose and a porrige wog to boot.
 
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Goku

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#17
Aunty Stella said:
Dale the snail said:
Aunty Stella said:
Imagine Mandy Dingle with peroxide hair, with all of the blubber sucked out of her with an industrial vacuum but none of the spare skin removed.

Voila, you have Dale.
I am wounded. Ouch, ouch, the pain, the pain.

I am easily 14 stone fatter. You are so harsh Flash!!
Been on the B&Q meths substitute again Dale? You will note that your insulter has considerably more letters in the user name and considerably less chins in the facial area.

I agree with you though, LK is a fcuking moose and a porrige wog to boot.
Ever seen Superman and Clark Kent in the same room?
 
#18
Aunty Stella said:
Dale the snail said:
Aunty Stella said:
Imagine Mandy Dingle with peroxide hair, with all of the blubber sucked out of her with an industrial vacuum but none of the spare skin removed.

Voila, you have Dale.
I am wounded. Ouch, ouch, the pain, the pain.

I am easily 14 stone fatter. You are so harsh Flash!!
Been on the B&Q meths substitute again Dale? You will note that your insulter has considerably more letters in the user name and considerably less chins in the facial area.

I agree with you though, LK is a fcuking moose and a porrige wog to boot.
You would not know when to stop hitting her.

Porridge wogs? I shite them.
 

Sixty

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#20
And to think that you pride yourself on your spelling young lady?

Porage wogs, please.

;)
 

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