Lorraine Kelly is Agony Aunt for the RAF

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With fitness videos and parental-advice books already to her name, GMTV presenter Lorraine Kelly has now turned her attention to helping the RAF.

The breakfast TV diva has volunteered to be the Air Force’s first Agony Aunt, and will give advice on everything from relationship problems at home to how to cope with the mental pressures that accompany operational duties.

Lorraine’s advice will be published in the fortnightly RAF News, which says in its latest edition:

‘After more than a decade on the GMTV sofa, Lorraine has heard it all. Now she wants to hear your problems.’

A spokesman for the £350,000-a-year presenter said:

‘There is no fee involved. Lorraine is delighted to help out. She supports the Forces wholeheartedly and does as much as she can in her spare time.’

An RAF source said: ‘Lorraine offered to be our Agony Aunt for nothing and we are delighted to have her. We expect plenty of letters.’



Dear Lorraine this tour is really getting to me but if you could just slip your knickers off and post them to me I would feel so much better :D

I know she's doing it for the RAF but what advice would you like of the wise one

 
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At last, some sound advice on what to do when the nasty man shouts at you and which handbag goes with which shoes. The RAF have needed this for a while.
 
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TankiesYank said:
verticalgyro said:
NSFW:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6779/lorrainekelly2.jpg

She can sit me on her knee and discuss intimate issues any day of the week.
That's so 80s, well before the days of assiduous pubic maintenance...I always wonder if the old guys get sentimental about out-of-control bush that looked like Gene Wilder's toupee.
I miss the heady days of a bush that looks like Terry Waite's allotment.
 
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Not working here :(
 
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jack-daniels said:
Good Lord! What was she up to when they were taken? That doesn't look like the GMTV sofa!
Might have made it more watchable if she had
 
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Good Lor'!! (Drops monocle into port in surprise) 8O

Very definately working now!

What a game girl, I shall look again at her when the young filly is next on the televisual box thing!! :D
 
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I don't even know what I look like with "bush" I haven't ever let it grow. I think hairy lady gardens (or meadows in this case) are disgusting, what's there to like about it. I would never go down on a lass if there was any danger of having my nose tickled whilst down there. I think blokes should be well trimmed to.
 
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D0lly86 said:
I don't even know what I look like with "bush" I haven't ever let it grow. I think hairy lady gardens (or meadows in this case) are disgusting, what's there to like about it. I would never go down on a lass if there was any danger of having my nose tickled whilst down there. I think blokes should be well trimmed to.
Can you prove that - err possibly by some sort of photographic means? I'm not calling you a liar or anything but................. :twisted:
 
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jack-daniels said:
Good Lord! What was she up to when they were taken? That doesn't look like the GMTV sofa!
looks like my grot in the early 90s! can't remember shagging LK or taking shots....i wonder if shes got the pics with my c)ck in her mouth :wink:
 

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D0lly86 said:
I don't even know what I look like with "bush" I haven't ever let it grow. I think hairy lady gardens (or meadows in this case) are disgusting, what's there to like about it. I would never go down on a lass if there was any danger of having my nose tickled whilst down there. I think blokes should be well trimmed to.
Of course not. Yours is a delight and a pleasure to eyes and all the other senses.















































Or so I imagine. :wink:
 
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D0lly86 said:
I don't even know what I look like with "bush" I haven't ever let it grow. I think hairy lady gardens (or meadows in this case) are disgusting, what's there to like about it. I would never go down on a lass if there was any danger of having my nose tickled whilst down there. I think blokes should be well trimmed to.
There's nothing as sensual as the sound of tongue on Scotch-Brite.
 

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