lord Mandlebum - We will will win thanks to Gordon Brown

Biped

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#5
He doesn't mean it. He's merely hedging his bets. He doesn't want the reputation like the others - of turning on his proteges, sorry, nominees, oops, b!tches.

If he's nice to Gordo (knowing full-well he's going to get outed), and supportive of the Labour Party machine (knowing full-well they are going to get outed), nobody will think poorly of him, least of all the victors in the Conservative Party.

"Faithful to the last!" will be their cry. "He served them well, and now perhaps, as he has not bitten the hand that fed him over on that side of the house, he could serve us over on this side!"

One only has to look at the mouthpiece of that evil Saddam Hussein - "Comical Ali", who, like Mandelson, was loyal to the last to see what may be in store. People with think of the 'Unclosetted Machiavellian' and smile, not grind their teeth in fury as they do when they think of Brown, or novel poisons as they do when thinking of Blair and his beautiful wife.
 
#6
Sixty said:
Mandelson said:
"We need to think like insurgents, not incumbents."
Time for Call Me Dave to start checking under his car or a particularly crass comment?
They already think like insurgents as far as the military is concerned. They are certainly responsible for a good number of casusalties.

:x
 

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#7
Biped said:
He doesn't mean it. He's merely hedging his bets. He doesn't want the reputation like the others - of turning on his proteges, sorry, nominees, oops, b!tches.
Of course he doesn't but, to be fair, what was he supposed to say?

"Under the experienced leadership of Gordon Brown, I fully expect us to get utterly spanked and be out of power for a generation"

:D
 
#8
When I read the title of this thread I thought that the notion of Brown being an election winner was so ridiculous,so far fetched,that what Mandleson was instead going to say was

In light of the collapse of the party vote we at Labour are proud to unveil our new secret weapon.The Gordon Brown model T-800.
We have upgraded Gordon with a reinforced titantium endo-skeleton and hard wired him with the latest combat subroutines.
Although we were unable to program him to speak in a dodgy austrian accent we are pleased to anounce that this model of Gordon Brown does indeed convey the same warmth and charm as your everyday combat cyborg.

Gordons role in the coming months leading to the general election will be crucial as his mission is to kill every single person in the UK with an IQ above forty.

We,at the Labour party,look forward to our Prime Ministers contribution to the cause and totally refute the claims that our plans will be scuppered by John Connor,Conservative MP for Clacton-on-Sea.
Frankly I would of found the above more believable than Gordon Brown being an election winning Prime Minister.
 
#11
This one is simple really. Imagine if Mandleson professed to the great and the good of the Labour Party, "Right, that's it, we're fooked. We have fooked it good and proper. Economy, crime, sleaze, yep - really fooked. Opposition for us for the next decade." They would be lucky to beat the BNP in the next election. All Mandy is doing is ensuring that they make it into opposition with at least some remnants of tattered pride and are not pushed into third by the LDs. In fact, that's what the entire Labour Party is doing. Nobody except those who have been living entirely off the state for the past 12 years know that the game is up.
 
#15
InVinoVeritas said:
jagman said:
I was struck by how much Mandelson looked like Hitler, right down to the hair cut.
Hopefully he will meet the same fate, very very soon.
Vot on earth are you talking about Schweinhund???

:wink:
His voice is similar as well....really sent a shiver up my spine on the way home...very sinister voice.

S_R
 
#16
Sympathetic_Reaction said:
InVinoVeritas said:
jagman said:
I was struck by how much Mandelson looked like Hitler, right down to the hair cut.
Hopefully he will meet the same fate, very very soon.
Vot on earth are you talking about Schweinhund???

:wink:
His voice is similar as well....really sent a shiver up my spine on the way home...very sinister voice.

S_R
And only today the press were reporting that the fragment of skull from the Berlin Bunker may not be Hitlers......

A labour MP stating that the atmosphere is similar to the last few days in Berlin.

Downfall!
 
#17
InVinoVeritas said:
Sympathetic_Reaction said:
InVinoVeritas said:
jagman said:
I was struck by how much Mandelson looked like Hitler, right down to the hair cut.
Hopefully he will meet the same fate, very very soon.
Vot on earth are you talking about Schweinhund???

:wink:
His voice is similar as well....really sent a shiver up my spine on the way home...very sinister voice.

S_R
And only today the press were reporting that the fragment of skull from the Berlin Bunker may not be Hitlers......

A labour MP stating that the atmosphere is similar to the last few days in Berlin.

Downfall!
Meaning, Mr and Mrs PM take a meaningful walk in garden of besieged Number 10 shoot the cat and douse themselves in biodegradable recyled oil and enter conquering army to find ashes, sounds good to me!
 
#18
InVinoVeritas said:
jagman said:
I was struck by how much Mandelson looked like Hitler, right down to the hair cut.
Hopefully he will meet the same fate, very very soon.
Vot on earth are you talking about Schweinhund???

:wink:
So tell us - who did you switch places with in the Bunker back in '45? :wink:

"Fraulien, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I have selected you for a mission of the highest importance to the Reich..."

"And the bad news, Mein Furher?"

BANG! :twisted:
 
#19
Werewolf said:
InVinoVeritas said:
jagman said:
I was struck by how much Mandelson looked like Hitler, right down to the hair cut.
Hopefully he will meet the same fate, very very soon.
Vot on earth are you talking about Schweinhund???

:wink:
So tell us - who did you switch places with in the Bunker back in '45? :wink:

"Fraulien, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I have selected you for a mission of the highest importance to the Reich..."

"And the bad news, Mein Furher?"

BANG! :twisted:
London 2010... Uhmmm Gordon... I have some good news and some bad news regarding a mission of the highest importance in saving the world...
 
#20
pimpernel said:
Meaning, Mr and Mrs PM take a meaningful walk in garden of besieged Number 10 shoot the cat and douse themselves in biodegradable recyled oil and enter conquering army to find ashes, sounds good to me!
Yes, but who will be the new Martin Bormann, the Cynical Survivor, slithering quietly off into the shadows as the spluttering bonfire of Neue Arbeit vanities consumes the gaping monocular cranium? Could it be ... OMG who else but ... You Know Who!!
 

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