Lord Mandelson of . . . . .

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What exactly?

    'Lord Mandelson, of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the County of Durham' is the official title for the Prince of Darkened Closets.

    I'm handing it over to you:

    Lord . . . . . of . . . . . . . . . :twisted:
     
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Lord of the (Brown) Ring
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Lord Mandelfop of Frottage and Rim
     
  4. Lord of the Flies......... flies in the shorts of little Brazilian boys.

    Lord unto himself!
     
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Cockbreath?
     
  6. Slackarrse
     
  7. Lord of Control Freakery
     
  8. The Peer of queer, First Lord of (mortgage) Fraud.

    And first Lord against the wall - come the glorious day!
     
  9. Head up Arrse both figuratively and speculatively.
     
  10. Lord without Portfolio

    Makes it very Generic and so can be a Lord (Or Dame) wherever takes his fancy. Oh Matron!
     
  11. Lord Felchitt
     
  12. Lord of the Wizard Sleeve
     
  13. Lord Morrison of the Shelter, i.e. hiding under the table.
     
  14. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Lorde Masticator of Hassuc
     
  15. Biped,

    Mandy's full title is "Baron Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, Lord President of the Council, First Secretary of State, and Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills."

    Lord Godalmighty or Lord-y-Lord may suffice for normal social intercourse.