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Loose the maroon.

#1
I was talking to a bloke the other day and he said that he's heard of Brown' splans to tweak the Army when he takes over from TB soon.

As a died in the polyester lefty scotchman, he's dead against elitism. So, he's going to make the Paras change from their maroon berets to the more common black.

Apparently.
 
#4
Ozduke said:
I was talking to a bloke the other day and he said that he's heard of Brown' splans to tweak the Army when he takes over from TB soon.

As a died in the polyester lefty scotchman, he's dead against elitism. So, he's going to make the Paras change from their maroon berets to the more common black.

Apparently.
Black??? Common???? - last time I looked, there is only one regiment who wear black berets.

:?

Wah!
 
#7
Ozduke said:
That's what I thought - Cash bar.

Maybe he meant Blue.
Perhaps your friend can ask him :)

And whilst he's in conversation with GB, can your mate ask him to double the defence budget too?
 
#9
I doubt gordon broooon even knows the paras wear maroon berets, also wouldn't 1RTR be a bit miffed if someone else started wearing their beret.
 
#10
Will onions be compulsory?

And stripey shirts?
 
#12
Maybe your mate could be so kind as to tell Broon to drop by and tell the Paras himself, I am sure the boys would like to let their feelings be known.
 
#13
technicaldifficulties said:
If they have onions and striped shirts they will also need "surrender, flag, white, for use of"
No mate, you're thinking of the Navy :D
 
#14
#16
The guys an Arse. Doesn't he cease being an MP if Scotland goes independant? His seats north of the border.
 
#17
jasevx said:
The guys an Arse. Doesn't he cease being an MP if Scotland goes independant? His seats north of the border.
He'd just be parachuted into a nice safe constituency in Labourland. Anyway the Scots don't want the bent tw@t back to stay (at least, this one doesn't).

Please keep him at Westminster! Or failing that, push him into a woodchipper - I'm not bothered either way :twisted:
 
#18
Fred_Cat said:
Ozduke said:
I was talking to a bloke the other day and he said that he's heard of Brown' splans to tweak the Army when he takes over from TB soon.

As a died in the polyester lefty scotchman, he's dead against elitism. So, he's going to make the Paras change from their maroon berets to the more common black.

Apparently.
Black??? Common???? - last time I looked, there is only one regiment who wear black berets.

:?

Wah!
Yes, the People's Cavalry...very common indeed.
 
#19
Bravo2nothing said:
I'd fight the cunt for mine.
"Who called the Chancellor a ****?"

"Who called the **** a chancellor?"

If there is to be any fighting of Gordon Brown, then I suggest it be milling styley so he will be ranged against someone of equal hight and weight...a big fat Kirkcaldy jessy...but with bare knuckles.
 
#20
Cuddles said:
Bravo2nothing said:
I'd fight the cunt for mine.
"Who called the Chancellor a *?"

"Who called the * a chancellor?"

If there is to be any fighting of Gordon Brown, then I suggest it be milling styley so he will be ranged against someone of equal hight and weight...a big fat Kirkcaldy jessy...but with bare knuckles.
I still want my minute with him......and mill.
 

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