Looks Like The Super Injunction Has Arrived Then

#2
Damn, I was sure that thread still had some mileage in it.

Unlike Lucy's career.
 
#3
Lucy has joined Maddie.... PrincessTV and Grief Whores R Us. Two great threads in one year.
 
#6
Shergar.
 

oldbaldy

LE
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#7
No injunction on Wiki:
Princess Productions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Princess Productions pitch the idea of flying soldiers wives and newborn babies into Afghanistan for a 'Flashmob - Surprise Surprise experience. The Army Rumour Service web forum responds with vigour. Army Rumour Service forum. For some bizarre reason (a suggestion of a new series 'Airtight in Essex'), the website of Princess Productions was taken down shortly after this appeared.
Or popbitch:
PB :: Board
Princess Productions decided it would be a good idea to fly wives / GFs and newborn babies out to Afghanistan for a Surprise Surprise reality TV show. The Britis Army does no agree (CAUTION - contains some truly filthy language)

www.arrse. ... -show.html
baronvon 13:06, arf, barf, reply
princess website has either been taken down or crashed...

neville_bartos 17:20, arf, barf, reply
There's even a vote ...

www.arrse. ... ncess.html

Choose:

princesstv ... s/2011/07/

Maybe Superinjunction can be retired and Kelly saddled up instead ?
thisonehasburst 16:55, arf, barf, reply
Seems Princess Productions website has crashed......
kerching 17:45, arf, barf, reply
Best idea since, "I know, let's get Caroline Phillips to write a personal account of her tornado experience'
muzar 16:55, arf, barf, reply
They deleted the original post

...but not quick enough:

Hi there!

I hope you don't mind me contacting you. I am a television researcher for a TV production company called Princess Productions. I was wondering if anyone might be able to help with a pilot TV show I am currently working on.

The show is going to be a combination of Surprise Suprise and Flashmob (the current phenomenon made famous by the T-Mobile advert). So we are currently looking for incredible people who could be the recipients of the surprise of their lives, a massive super-sized celebration to say thank you, give someone a huge send off, ask somebody to marry them or reveal some exciting news.

We thought it would be a lovely idea to surprise soldiers currently serving in Afghanistan. Maybe they are yet to meet their newborn babies. We would like to give them a huge surprise by flying the baby and all the family over for a massive moral boosting exercise and chance for him to cradle the son or daughter he has never met. We also want to treat the soldiers to a huge flashmob style thank-you from all the British public for the on-going work they are doing.

We obviously understand the logistics involved in this might be complicated. At this stage I was just wondering if you might know of anyone who this might be applicable to, if you could help to spread the word to fellow supporters and family members or if you could kindly put me in touch with anyone who might be able to help further with my enquiries?

I would really appreciate anything anyone could do to help. I was just wondering if you might know of anyone who this might be applicable to, if you could help to spread the word to fellow supporters and family members or if you yourself have a special someone you would like to give the surprise of their lives. Anyone interested can email me on lucy.weston@princesstv.com.

I hope to hear from you soon!
or anorak:
Anorak News » Princess Productions Fly Soldiers’ Wives And Children To Afghanistan War For Flashmob TV Show: You’ll Die Laughing
s on ARRSE – the British Army Rumour Service (ARRSE). The lads consider the offer and how stupid, shaggable, patronising and self-serving Lucy and her colleagues are.

Hi there!

I hope you don’t mind me contacting you. I am a television researcher for a TV production company called Princess Productions. I was wondering if anyone might be able to help with a pilot TV show I am currently working on.

The show is going to be a combination of Surprise Suprise and Flashmob (the current phenomenon made famous by the T-Mobile advert). So we are currently looking for incredible people who could be the recipients of the surprise of their lives, a massive super-sized celebration to say thank you, give someone a huge send off, ask somebody to marry them or reveal some exciting news.

We thought it would be a lovely idea to surprise soldiers currently serving in Afghanistan. Maybe they are yet to meet their newborn babies. We would like to give them a huge surprise by flying the baby and all the family over for a massive moral boosting exercise and chance for him to cradle the son or daughter he has never met. We also want to treat the soldiers to a huge flashmob style thank-you from all the British public for the on-going work they are doing.

We obviously understand the logistics involved in this might be complicated. At this stage I was just wondering if you might know of anyone who this might be applicable to, if you could help to spread the word to fellow supporters and family members or if you could kindly put me in touch with anyone who might be able to help further with my enquiries?

I would really appreciate anything anyone could do to help. I was just wondering if you might know of anyone who this might be applicable to, if you could help to spread the word to fellow supporters and family members or if you yourself have a special someone you would like to give the surprise of their lives. Anyone interested can email me on *************.

I hope to hear from you soon!

Replies are forthcoming:

It’s difficult to suppress the rage, but wiping the froth from my mouth, I have a mucker who’s currently serving. Perhaps you could throw his newborn out of the back of a plane over his CP? I bet he would be really surprised.- Senior Soldier

I am not sure that you have thought this through………. Soldier A, sitting in FOB, minding own business and keeping his head down. Wocca,Wocca,Wocca (airborne taxi noises for the uninitiated) Out pops his missus and his newborn sprog, just as the FOB starts taking incoming……………. Just a scenario like – Desperate Dan

Firstly, not a good idea to “suprise” a soldier on tour. Secondly, if I was on tour and you flew my wife/GF with newborn in to an operational theatre of conflict, I would punch you fcuking lights out – Wellyhead

It could be awkward if you were up to the nuts in the guts of the pretty little medic/clerk/dog handler etc at the time… Captain Plume

JHC this has got to be one of the worlds most f@cking stupid ideas . please tell me it’s a Wah – Jim 24

Wow, crass, insensitive, not thought through etc etc….I bet you really thought this idea was a goer when you dreamed it up between lines fo chang? – llech

What a bunch of c**ts! – Miner

You will find that serving soldiers do not take kindly to surprises (unless it’s sexual,monetary or edible surprises),so I wouldn’t expect the sort of response you desire,I suggest you try the MOD,I am sure some serving office type will be glad to help you Tuffy52

I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall when they brainstormed this one: ”we need a new show, one with lot’s of emotion.” ”flash mobs are quite trendy at the moment, something with flashmobs maybe!” ”great idea… what else is trendy… hmmm”

“SOLDIERS!

“good call! get some heroism in there… you know the big to sellers apart from soldiers… babies and animals. we can combine this somehow… I know, some soldiers children are born while they’re on tour, what we could do is fly their newborn baby to their father, who’s in a warzone-”

the question is why the f*ck did it not end there? – Proper Gander

I think your idea is brilliant, I’d just like to change a couple of things if I may? Instead of flying a lad’s missus and sprog to the ‘ghan’, you should fly out a Chinook load of Eastern European hookers and a few kilos of chang, then film the ensuing partay in the FOB. I’m pretty sure Prince Harry would be behind this idea. He’d definitely add a bit of glamour to the proceedings. - Ravers

The Emperor Mong has been hard at work at Princess Productions. Even now I can just imagine the look of surprise on some squaddies face when the gudily pink coloured Princes Productions helicopter got blown out of the sky by a Taliban RPG with wife/gf and baby on board. If it were me I would denomstrate my ‘surprise’ by making ready and switching the change lever on my A2 to automatic and wasting the TV crew and presenter while shouting ‘surprise surprise c*nts!’. However, on a happier note I too would like to see if their managing director would get it but their gash website keeps freezing my PC! – Shaolin Punk

Sorry but having just reads the thread. Which one of you lot will be the reality star for Pick TV or what ever channel they may sell this too. One of the most entertaining threads yet. 1 post and a classic is born.- ark angel

Look, this young innocent lady went out of her way to google British Army, to find the epicentre of all military and human knowledge available on this planet, to research a watery-eyed corporate money-maker off of our and our relatives backs, and to get up in the rankings of one of the ugliest companys known within the shores of Great Britain. – Aleegee 1698

I think it’s a fucking brilliant idea. Watch a coked up tv crew get pissed around from pillar to post by RAF movers. After three days of sleeping on plastic chairs and eating horror bag meals, the presenter then has the shit kicked out of them – on camera – for having the worst possible idea of bringing family members into an operational theatre.

You could call it “Surprised? I’ll give you suprised, you retarded fucking mouth-breathing civvy-media c**t”. -

Sure fire hit. Oh, and could Piers Morgan present? – dropshortjock

Lucy my sweet. It is now two and a half hours since you ‘pitched’ your concept and I imagine you are now being hugged by the luvvies at Princess TV. I do hope that when you puked up into your lap you were not wearing your bestest threads? When entering a stress situation I find it best to wear a boiler suit.

At this point you maybe imagine it cannot get any worse. As a trainee MI5 Operative you will know that desk research is the key to a result. So, you will have checked the Alexa rating for the ARRSE and be aware of the multi-layered backlinks, the Panda-Farmer compliance and the fact that the ARRSE blips most spiders out there. So you will be aware that your posting Princess TV, and its repeats with back links will cause your employer to blip the radar of search engines, yes?

Good. Let us hope commissioning editors or those TV job types you list on your FB page do a Google and turn up this thread? Because then your career in the media would be proper fucked. Like the rabbit. And you would have to learn to juggle balls and compete for a pitch down Covent Garden.

Shit. It has not worked out for you Lucy, has it? But there is a light at the end of every tunnel. You could be my sex slave. The hours are long and the pay is non existent but it is better than everybody in the TV and TV recruitment industries taking the piss.

PM me, yah? - The Iron Duke
 

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
One can only hope that the thread will appear after being sanitised. Some people have no sense of humour. Princess Productions? More like Precious Productions.

I mean, posting a message about taking wives and newly born babies into a war zone. How stupid is that? I would have said that large parts of it were not actionable - after all we were just responding to a crass suggestion. Maybe we could remove anything specific that Princess Productions object to and put up the remainder.

(I've got a copy of the original message - it might just reappear in the future anyway...)

Wordsmith

PS: Paul's picture still makes him look a ********** **** ********* *** *******
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#10
Damn, I was sure that thread still had some mileage in it.

Unlike Lucy's career.
Nah, poor Lucy was a pawn of the cynical, out of touch blonde harridans who seem to rule the cheap end of the media today. I am sure Elizabeth Murdoch and Harriet Condor will be tweeting or meeting over chilled Chablis and saying it will all blow over.

But you cannot vanish an active thread on the ARRSE and your own website without people taking notice.

The offer is still open Harriet for the pony in the woods thing. But the window is closing fast. Get with the fucking plot girl. It only hurts the first time.
 

oldbaldy

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#11
#12
Such a shame....a great thread gone right down the pooper.
Oh I don't know... fucked up the Monday of those dead-eyed wretches, the chortling of their fellow media-mongs should go on for a while, they might even get the idea that the rules of their shitty little world, where everyone kisses arse by reflex, don't apply elsewhere.
 
#13
Nah, poor Lucy was a pawn of the cynical, out of touch blonde harridans who seem to rule the cheap end of the media today. I am sure Elizabeth Murdoch and Harriet Condor will be tweeting or meeting over chilled Chablis and saying it will all blow over.

But you cannot vanish an active thread on the ARRSE and your own website without people taking notice.

The offer is still open Harriet for the pony in the woods thing. But the window is closing fast. Get with the fucking plot girl. It only hurts the first time.
Hands off my Chablis, I had it all prepped and it tasted proper normal.
 
#14
Oh I don't know... fucked up the Monday of those dead-eyed wretches, the chortling of their fellow media-mongs should go on for a while, they might even get the idea that the rules of their shitty little world, where everyone kisses arse by reflex, don't apply elsewhere.
Well said.
 
#15
'Precious productions' are very likely to object to the lot. Bless. They should have either thought things through to start with or accepted they had exposed themselves to a fair bit of grief.
 
#16
#17
Probably not the same one (I'm not convinced that Lucy Stevens was Lucy Weston), but the 15 Sep tweet with a request for another TV show caught my eye

Twitter
 
#18
Can't believe the thread has gone :-( funniest thing I read in ages. Why the fuck have they disabled their website as well? So we can't paste their fugly masks on here and refer to specific people about what type of livestock we'd love to stick up their arse's, fucking twats.

Lucy pm me if u still want to hook up for a bukkake !!
 
#20
Oh, dear, what's happened to tv, eh ? No feckin imagination or talent. My idea of good viewing would be getting Sir David Attenborough and a camera crew to agree to film the unique moss growing on a Himalayan mountainside, and the local microsystem, only to drug them in their exclusive Nepalese hotel and airlift them out, complete with kit to a mountainous hotspot in the Stan, crawling with Taliban and film the outcome from the Apache that would come in and pick them up after 20 minutes of keckstained TV exec fear..... not that I particularly dislike Sir D., but he was a Director of the Beeb and paved the way for the trash we have today. He might still have the power, after such a lesson, to eradicate these scummy tv companies and their minions from the airwaves altogether.
 

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