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looks like the septics have embraced irony

good this from an expat mate, is king classic :lol:

> Subject: Wouldn't you like this speech!
> My Fellow Americans:
> As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
> in Iraq is complete.
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning.
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
> which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
> short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria , Australia, and Poland are
> some of the countries listed there.
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> copies of both lists later this evening.
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> Iraqi war.
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
> will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
> of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
> maybe China.
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
> deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go
> to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
> tables, too. By the way Palestinians, we are no longer going to
> restrain Israel!
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades.
> We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
> UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
> parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
> and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
> creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
> tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
> over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
> try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.
> President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
> adjustment. I will have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions
> sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
> So start doing something with your oil.
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> starting now. We are sick and tired of the one-way highway. It is time
> for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will
> accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "dern tootin."
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
> the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
> eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
> Soccer from America.
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and
> we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Go to Hell.
> God bless America. Thank you and good night.
> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> English, thank a soldier.
> (Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens!
> Let's get this to every computer in the USA!!)

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