Looks Like Ireland want to lose the eurovision this year.

Command_doh

LE
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Well, seeing as we are bankrupt, we have unleased a professional boyband on the case. So, with the Olympics costing an absolute fortune, the Footy (thankfully) going to nations with bigger pockets and up-front bribery and an economy trying desperately to follow the rest of Europe (sans Germany), we are trying to waste more moolah on these cunts:



But its not all bad news. Their former manager has said their reputation will be in tatters when they lose. Which they will, unless the rest of the EU paupers connive to fuck us up even more by forcing us to host it in 2012.
 
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Boozy

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#3
Blue are back together? FFS Someone shoot me now, end my suffering, please!

Ireland trying to lose is nothing new, we do it all the time, except sometimes we are so shit the europeans reckon we are good and end up bloody winnin it!
 
#4
Blue are back together? FFS Someone shoot me now, end my suffering, please!

Ireland trying to lose is nothing new, we do it all the time, except sometimes we are so shit the europeans reckon we are good and end up bloody winnin it!
'kin 'ell!! The Irish have only gone and found a winning strategy really then haven't they =-| Jedward.... urgh.. I feel a little bit sick in my mouth now.
 
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What do you call a paddie woman with two cunts? Jedwards mum
 
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Boozy

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Do you think they'll be singing My Lovely Horse?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps! And ride you over fences! ...*cough* sorry got carried away there... Aye sure why not everyone knows the words, can all sing along in the pub!

Edit to my previous posts ; substitute "we" for "they" I just realised I'm from NI not ROI haha :-S
 
#8
MY lovely lovely horse
 
#10
Like a train in the night.
 
#11
Maybe there is more to this than we know. It could be that the Irish are laughing as they send Deadwood over to Germany to perform their single dipstick.
Maybe half way through their act they will do something sensational, like when Bucks Fizz ripped off their skirts. I was thinking that they may have a small combustible device secreted in their hair and both deadwoods hair will simultaneously burst into flames. They will then continue to sing along with a foot long flame coming form their hair and resembling a bunsen burner.
 

Wordsmith

LE
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#12
I know creationists don't believe in Darwin, and have created their own theory called 'intelligent design'.

Well, based on Jedward, I would like to change the theory to one of 'unintelligent design' - the thought that the creator got out of bed with one almighty hangover, was unable to concentrate and created something entirely useless.

Jedward are a prime example of this - being a pair of manufactured tits with no brains or singing ability between them.

Wordsmith

Note: Jordan may well be an earlier prototype, also being a pair of manufactured tits with no brains or singing ability...
 
#16
Really? Blue as in the old boy band?

Fucking hell...

I don't get Eurovision. Why does it have to be somebody new? Can't we send Robbie Williams or Take That or somebody equally successful? I mean at the end of the day, the competition should really be between the best of each nation's talent, eh?
 
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Boozy

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#17
Really? Blue as in the old boy band?

Fucking hell...

I don't get Eurovision. Why does it have to be somebody new? Can't we send Robbie Williams or Take That or somebody equally successful? I mean at the end of the day, the competition should really be between the best of each nation's talent, eh?

Because the winning nation is every bit as much a loser as the nation that actually gets the fabled nil points...

The skill of eurovision is to avoid the utter embarrassment of getting no votes and get enough points to gain a fairly decent respectable result amongst the other countries but NOT to actually win the bugger. Winning the bugger means hosting it next time around and it is an event on which money that could buy a Caribbean island or maybe a few islands is spent. Ireland has won it (7?) times and Jedward has been entered as clearly they can't afford to host it again!

In the economic climate at the moment I'd say we'll see some fantastically awful entries as countries attempt to do slightly less well than the best entry. 2nd place is probably the best result in the competition.

Even if you wanted to win and entered a decent mainstream pop act - you would still be up against the formidable bloc voting of the former soviet countries and sateillites...they look after their own!
 

Command_doh

LE
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#18
Really? Blue as in the old boy band?

Fucking hell...

I don't get Eurovision. Why does it have to be somebody new? Can't we send Robbie Williams or Take That or somebody equally successful? I mean at the end of the day, the competition should really be between the best of each nation's talent, eh?
Most 'real' bands wouldn't risk the fall out to their credibility if they didn't win. Besides, Eurovision is not about talent, its about political agendas, trade deals and back-slapping your neighbour/ally.

Or punting the UK in the bollocks over Iraq, Afghanistan and not being EU - friendly enough.
 
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