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Looks Like Arizona has the right idea in dealing with fat Bastards.

#1
According to this BBC article fatties in the State of Arizona that are on welfare are facing a 50% fine if they refuse to diet.
Which naturally the BEEB has instantly declared unfair although apparently this is to help pay for the rising healcare costs of a large waistline.
I think there's something in it imagine doing that to all the fat people on benefits here that would start a gorgeous row.

BBC News - Is it fair to fine fat people for not dieting?
 
#3
Sounds fair enough. If they can get hold of enough calories to get fat then they've obviously got too much money. Until they're paying their own way again they shouldn't get to decide what shape to be, particularly if they choose a shape that'll wind up costing everyone else yet more money.

Fat folk. What is the point of them?
 
#8
Sounds fair enough. If they can get hold of enough calories to get fat then they've obviously got too much money. Until they're paying their own way again they shouldn't get to decide what shape to be, particularly if they choose a shape that'll wind up costing everyone else yet more money.

Fat folk. What is the point of them?
Something for us to poke with sticks and laugh at.
 

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#9
Sounds fair enough. If they can get hold of enough calories to get fat then they've obviously got too much money. Until they're paying their own way again they shouldn't get to decide what shape to be, particularly if they choose a shape that'll wind up costing everyone else yet more money.

Fat folk. What is the point of them?
Mockery
Target Practice
Ritual Humiliation
Harpooning
Mockery
Abuse
Mockery
Harpooning
Harpooning
Harpooning

er getting into a bit of a rut, but you get the gist.
 
#13
Why not simply make it publically acceptable, and positively encouraged, to ridicule fattys in front of their peers?
They’ll soon put the pie down and head out for a walk. Failing that, they’ll get the exercise climbing the building they’re about to jump off.

Everyone’s a winner!

Edd
 
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#15
Why not simply make it publically acceptable, and positively encouraged, to ridicule fattys in front of their peers?
They’ll soon put the pie down and head out for a walk. Failing that, they’ll get the exercise climbing the building they’re about to jump off.

Everyone’s a winner!

Edd
Or they may eat more and explode jist like mr creosote..... just one waffffeer thiin mint........BANG.
 
#16
Mockery
Target Practice
Ritual Humiliation
Harpooning
Mockery
Abuse
Mockery
Harpooning
Harpooning
Harpooning

er getting into a bit of a rut, but you get the gist.
Mere spinoff benefits, I'm afraid. In the rational world that'll be ushered in by my coronation as Emperor of Everything, they'll be used as practice pinatas for a start.
 

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