Looks Like Arizona has the right idea in dealing with fat Bastards.

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  1. According to this BBC article fatties in the State of Arizona that are on welfare are facing a 50% fine if they refuse to diet.
    Which naturally the BEEB has instantly declared unfair although apparently this is to help pay for the rising healcare costs of a large waistline.
    I think there's something in it imagine doing that to all the fat people on benefits here that would start a gorgeous row.

    BBC News - Is it fair to fine fat people for not dieting?
     
  2. Yes it is. Very fair. If anything it'll cut into their pie and pasty fund and they'll fcuking well have to eat less!
     
  3. Sounds fair enough. If they can get hold of enough calories to get fat then they've obviously got too much money. Until they're paying their own way again they shouldn't get to decide what shape to be, particularly if they choose a shape that'll wind up costing everyone else yet more money.

    Fat folk. What is the point of them?
     
  4. Not really... No need to fine them, just take their mobility scooters away so they have to walk to Greggs!
     
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  6. Mobility scooters can hold Britain's fat people?
     
  7. Its against yank human rights to make people walk.
     
  8. Something for us to poke with sticks and laugh at.
     
  9. rampant

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  10. Hows about flotation aids, or bumpers on harbour walls?
     
  11. There's a restaurant/grab what you can joint somewhere that charges by the weight of the food on the plate.
     
  12. Turn them into Soap?
     
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  13. Why not simply make it publically acceptable, and positively encouraged, to ridicule fattys in front of their peers?
    They’ll soon put the pie down and head out for a walk. Failing that, they’ll get the exercise climbing the building they’re about to jump off.

    Everyone’s a winner!

    Edd
     
  14. It's a symptom of all that's wrong in Britain today that we give these things to the fat cunts instead of reserving them for the actually disabled.

    "Oh, you have lung cancer? Here, have a cigar..."
     
  15. Or they may eat more and explode jist like mr creosote..... just one waffffeer thiin mint........BANG.