Biscuits_AB said:The_Snail said:
Ok, Ali Hayes, was in the Army, wore uniform to work, had to do 2 x BFT's and i x CFT per annum, got paid monthly, shopped in the NAAFI, went home on leave, fired a rifle occasionally, did guard duties when in training, was issued with Army boots. That enough for you?
Biscuits_AB said:OK, Ali, big lass, not too unfamiliar with the workings of a pie supper, used to hang about the NAAFI venders on a night. Did more shopping than the other lasses, had a double bed, used to get stuck in the traps, wore a big combat jacket, tits down by her knees. That enough?