Looking for volunteers

As they told my Uncle Stan in 1940
if you cant take a joke



you shouldn't have joined

on the upside he spent the summer of 1940 on the beach and had a nice paddle and a boat trip home

That's the spirit ;)
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
(snip)
There are also very well respected serving and former police officers on here, (snip)

and we have Wetsmonkey.
 
As none of you are helping. And all of you far from perfect. Very helpful forum.

Perhaps that is because you are another clown like @earth

You are not genuine, you are a sock puppet.

You say you are leaving but here you are. Do you get turned on by being on a site with bold men-of -action?

Are you sexually excited when reading this?
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
As they told my Uncle Stan in 1940
if you cant take a joke

you shouldn't have joined

on the upside he spent the summer of 1940 on the beach and had a nice paddle and a boat trip home
A joke's a joke, but fuck a pantomime.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
Perhaps that is because you are another clown like @earth
You are not genuine, you are a sock puppet.
You say you are leaving but here you are. Do you get turned on by being on a site with bold men-of -action?

Are you sexually excited when reading this?
I hope so, I don't want to be the only one.
 
As none of you are helping. And all of you far from perfect. Very helpful forum.
Contact with the police is made when the law is broken (except in very rare circumstance’s) I’m sure that if you stop breaking the law your troubles will soon disappear, unless of course you consider yourself a crusader for social justice, then you’re as dumb as your tirade makes you look.
So let’s imagine that you are correct and everything you say is true why try to fight the system? Life is very short so try instead to live a happy and joyful life experiencing everything to the full because before you know it you’ll be dead and gone.
 
As none of you are helping. And all of you far from perfect. Very helpful forum.
You have got to be fair here Vaiva.
You were told exactly what this site is about, and you were warned that what you are looking for will not be found on here.
Unless you are secretly looking for weapons grade fruitcakes, pigeon chasers and Premier League quality piss takers, you might be better off just joining in with us.
I think you have the qualities that ARRSE is looking for.
Why not ask @OneTenner to take you under his wing for a while, show you around the place?
He's a gentle soul, very understanding and empathy is his middle name.

Good luck.
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
@Vaiva
There is one place you can find the information you want...

The documents are on display if you know where to look....
in the cellar - you'll need a torch,
Watch out though, the stairs have gone....
look for a notice telling you where to find the documents,
You'll find it at bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'.
 

Dwarf

LE
@Vaiva
There is one place you can find the information you want...

The documents are on display if you know where to look....
in the cellar - you'll need a torch,
Watch out though, the stairs have gone....
look for a notice telling you where to find the documents,
You'll find it at bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'.
HHGTHG Walt.




But full marks. :grin:
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
@Vaiva
There is one place you can find the information you want...

The documents are on display if you know where to look....
in the cellar - you'll need a torch,
Watch out though, the stairs have gone....
look for a notice telling you where to find the documents,
You'll find it at bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'.
Vogon walt.
 
@Vaiva
There is one place you can find the information you want...

The documents are on display if you know where to look....
in the cellar - you'll need a torch,
Watch out though, the stairs have gone....
look for a notice telling you where to find the documents,
You'll find it at bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'.

I thought a
Cellar was for
Wine lots of
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
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