looking for sympathy, ill on a friday night

#1
poor me i'm poorly and thought the nice folk of the army rumour service would humour me and maybe take pity. failing that just rip into me. whatever i'm game and also board.

ahem

begin
 
#4
I no longer drink or smoke due to doctors being a bunch of kuntz! (Plus I normally rape and pillage on a Tuesday afternoon.)
 
#6
GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF MAN, mmm on second thoughts that can be quite good if you are alone and cant get out, just make sure you get a good porn site lined up! :excited:
 
#10
what channel is the mincing dwarf goats, might i catch it on ch5.

it so much easier to find stuff to throw yourself round a room with now, back in my day it was a betamax that you an your mates found in an attik along with there mum's "massager" or failing that euro trash never failed, but dwarfs i never did see.

bayted breath an eyes peeled
 
#11
GRUFFAL0 said:
what channel is the mincing dwarf goats, might i catch it on ch5.

it so much easier to find stuff to throw yourself round a room with now, back in my day it was a betamax that you an your mates found in an attik along with there mum's "massager" or failing that euro trash never failed, but dwarfs i never did see.

bayted breath an eyes peeled
The goats are on my hard drive - dwarves, it's only so I can reach :)
 
#12
Gruffalo your either a Tech or a Tiffy so man up you wuss and get a grip
 
#13
CC_TA said:
GRUFFAL0 said:
what channel is the mincing dwarf goats, might i catch it on ch5.

it so much easier to find stuff to throw yourself round a room with now, back in my day it was a betamax that you an your mates found in an attik along with there mum's "massager" or failing that euro trash never failed, but dwarfs i never did see.

bayted breath an eyes peeled
The goats are on my hard drive - dwarves, it's only so I can reach :)
e-mail them 8)
 
#19
just comtemplating venturing out into the hall to have a shit (in the bbog/0) but the fijigians are getting pissed an i dare not "eck" , plus they dont use toliet paper just blue hand roll and seem to piss all over the place. just waiting for a phone call to get me moved out of the block an start collecting FIA in a little mansion down town 8) but right now i'm stuck 8(
 
#20
Who needs porn when you've a block full of Fijians? Just grab some beer, your KY jelly and your French Maids outfit; night of boredom sorted!
 
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