Looking for Squaddie C**k

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Middle aged mother, on benefits and a bit saggy.

Been watching this site for a while now, am a bit of a forces groupie, usually hit on them on a one to one bases on MSN Hotmail Directory or drag friends along to pubs and bars local to the barracks, but thought this was a good way to see if i can't get a ripple of interest for my hobby. Squaddie C*ck.

I've seen a lot of girls (LOL middle aged women with issues) have been on lately, the increase is obvious, and they all seem coy, well I'm not. i want it bad, but in a good way. So roll me over and do it again, you never know you might like it.
 
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Depends on how Middle Middle aged is and how saggy or what, are you talking about your 12 1/2 pound kebab ?
Do you take the back door action aswell ?
Do you swallow ?
Do you do birds aswell
Have you ever been made air tight ?

Let us know more about you, and what you like !
 
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JOB_LOT said:
Depends on how Middle Middle aged is and how saggy or what, are you talking about your 12 1/2 pound kebab ?
Do you take the back door action aswell ?
Do you swallow ?
Do you do birds aswell
Have you ever been made air tight ?

Let us know more about you, and what you like !
not to old. 35.
yes.
yes.
if shes nice and it's a 3 some.
yes.

ask, and everything.
 
#11
I'll give you a sorting you baggy flapped old hanger, i think this site needs more desperate, no life,sit at home pining groupie sl@gs as we only appear to have about eleventy squillion.

please make sure you post lots of boring one line answers to otherwise good threads, and ensure they all end suggestively so that they solicit equally f ucking boring one line innuendo laden pish from the equally desperate blokes who should know f ucking better.

cheers.

now hurry up, get cancer and die.


on your birthday.
 
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shortfuse said:
I'll give you a sorting you baggy flapped old hanger, i think this site needs more desperate, no life,sit at home pining groupie sl@gs as we only appear to have about eleventy squillion.

please make sure you post lots of boring one line answers to otherwise good threads, and ensure they all end suggestively so that they solicit equally f ucking boring one line innuendo laden pish from the equally desperate blokes who should know f ucking better.

cheers.

now hurry up, get cancer and die.


on your birthday.
Gosh you're a sweetheart, i bet the girls are just lining up around the building to pump your legs up!

i never use innuendo, it's a touch weak and leads to confusion, especially in those with your IQ range.

i like sitting at home. it's better than getting rough hands working.
 
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You're a 17stone, balding, gwar, gas fitter from Daventry called Dave or Brian.
You do indeed take it up the chuff, your favourite film is "Top Gun", and you have every episode of "Soldier soldier" on tape. :roll:
 
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sandmanfez said:
You're a 17stone, balding, gwar, gas fitter from Daventry called Dave or Brian.
You do indeed take it up the chuff, your favourite film is "Top Gun", and you have every episode of "Soldier soldier" on tape. :roll:
Are you talking about Moody?

Blueblue, welcome. It makes a change to find someone honest on here.
 
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sandmanfez said:
You're a 17stone, balding, gwar, gas fitter from Daventry called Dave or Brian.
You do indeed take it up the chuff, your favourite film is "Top Gun", and you have every episode of "Soldier soldier" on tape.
Hang on a minute - isn't that want you wrote in the WANTED section Sandy?? :razz: :lol:





Only teasing hun!
 
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