Looking for some information please.........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by deano1987_21, Nov 1, 2009.

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  1. There're a lot of leaves to be swept up this time of year.
  2. u need a valid uk driving licence
  3. Your going infantry unless something has changed they dont get driver training. But i shouldnt worry you wont be allowed to start with a driving ban anyway good luck in whatever else you decide to do
  4. Don't get banned from driving for 18 months like you did last Friday.
  5. Sound advice
  6. Never swim on a full stomach.

    Don't nudge your Granny whilst she's shaving.
  7. Dont finger your bum while its not lubricated.
  8. ..... is 5 in morse code if that helps.
  9. No mens rectums aren't sex organs
  10. Its not big and its not clever
  11. dont! just dont
  12. dont wipe your arrse with a broken bottle
  13. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Oi, knobjockey. I've fixed your sig block for you.

    BARB - 78
    1St Interview - Passed
    2Nd Interview - Passed
    Medical Forms - Passed
    A.D.S.C - Passed A Grade
    I T C Catterick - Postponed
    Court Date - To Be Confirmed
    Career - Not off to the best of starts
    Chosen Reg - Royal Welsh
  14. Google is your friend........