Looking for some good insults...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by discodan, Feb 23, 2006.

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  1. Starting to run out of off the cuff derogatory insults... thought you chaps may help me out...

    things like..... fuck me your arms must have been killing you after climbing out of the abortion bucket...
     
  2. I see in your case they kept the afterbirth and threw the baby away.

    Shocking!! Sorry, but you did ask.
     
  3. keep em coming
     
  4. "You got in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching"
     
  5. You were that ugly when you were born the midwife slapped your mum
     
  6. your so ugly when you got born the nurses didnt know which end to feed
     
  7. come on... you can all do better...
     
  8. all? its only me an you mate!
     
  9. yup looks that way... was hoping for some bottom of the barrel squaddie insults.... must all be on leave lol
     
  10. Last time i saw a gob like yours..it had a hook in it.

    What you lack in intelligence, you make up for in stupidity

    Your the type of person who can say absolutely nothin..an mean it.

    Nice mouth...when does it shut?

    If you was a building, you would be condemmed.

    Your living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

    If brains were taxed...you would get a rebate.

    I bet your mum has a loud bark

    Your face...my arrse!
     
  11. "The last time I saw something as useless as you, it had been squeezed out of my Arrse, and I flushed it down the pan."
     
  12. Fook me, have you got a licence for that face.
     
  13. With a face like that, you couldnt pull a chain.
     
  14. i would chalenge you to an intelectual duel, problem is your firing on blanks 8)
     
  15. The best one that our drill sgt came up with was.......

    " you are just a cum stain on the arrsehole of humanity "

    Which was worthy of Lee Ermy in full Metal Jacket.