Looking for serving soldiers to appear in celebratory TV show.

Discussion in 'NOW That's What I Call ARRSE 1' started by PrincessTV, Oct 21, 2011.

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  2. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    My crystal ball says you may be surprised by the responses.

    (Opens popcorn and settles down....)

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  3. It's difficult to suppress the rage, but wiping the froth from my mouth, I have a mucker who's currently serving. Perhaps you could throw his newborn out of the back of a plane over his CP? I bet he would be really surprised.
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  4. I am not sure that you have thought this through..........

    Soldier A, sitting in FOB, minding own business and keeping his head down.

    Wocca,Wocca,Wocca (airborne taxi noises for the uninitiated)

    Out pops his missus and his newborn sprog, just as the FOB starts taking incoming................

    Just a scenario like :)
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  5. Hello Lucy, it really is a pleasure to hear from you. We'd love to help you out, we really would, but first we'll need to see some photos of your norks. Those are the rules I'm afraid - we'd change 'em if we could, honest. Don't worry if you don't have any handy, lingerie shots will do in a pinch.
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  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Make that an ex-wife then you may just have a goer!! :)
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  7. Firstly, not a good idea to "suprise" a soldier on tour

    Secondly, if I was on tour and you flew my wife/GF with newborn in to an operational theatre of conflict, I would punch you fcuking lights out
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  8. Plenty of ******* princesses on this site, princess. I'd love to discuss your plans in person, maybe over a glass or two of rohyp ... sorry Chablis. Have you got any sisters, or even daughters? maybe a mum who likes to share intimate moments with you?
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  9. It could be awkward if you were up to the nuts in the guts of the pretty little medic/clerk/dog handler etc at the time...
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  10. I think it's a lovely idea sweetheart, well done you.
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  11. And do you have any photos of their norks?
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  12. I was going to be witty like, but you know what WH

    NUFF said.
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  13. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    JHC this has got to be one of the worlds most f@cking stupid ideas . please tell me it's a Wah

    But ,getting them out and posting on here is a brilliant idea IMHO
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  14. I know what you mean. The last thing i would want is my wife to catch me hanging out the back of a scabby rabid medic chick.

    Way to slow!
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  15. No, no, please let it be true. :-D
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