Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by mad1, Jul 2, 2008.

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  1. Ladys im in hants and looking for some fun.Im a big lad if you now what I mean. pm me and lets av some fun

  2. Fat?
  3. Bless!!.... 4/10 for effort.... 0/10 for grammar and spelling...
  4. Can't spell "meat" either. ;)
  5. There are "Ladies" in Hampshire. What type? :twisted:
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    How dare you bring down the good name of Gods Country.
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    There must be. I've seen the doors they go through.

    Is he a big lad like me?
  8. How big is big? You're idea and a lady's idea might be completely different! :p
  9. If she grumbles.....fist her.....she'll never complain again :)
  10. You sweet talking devil Smudge :wink:
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    That's Smudges version of foreplay!
  12. Really? I won't ask how you know B&T. :twisted:
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Uuummm, bugger!

    He didn't even buy me a drink first.
  14. Did you complain?
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    To bloody right I did, he left his watch on!