looking for male pen pal

#41
Jenni, without having a dig, most of us are 'decent' as you so put it ;-) hope the OP has success either which way this thread ends up...
You speak for yourself. I have an imagination that would make the Marquis de Sade cringe, the sexual appetites of a jackal on speed and the morals of a Conservative life peer locked in a room with a pile of uncounted cash and an unconscious cub-mistress...
 

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#43
You speak for yourself. I have an imagination that would make the Marquis de Sade cringe, the sexual appetites of a jackal on speed and the morals of a Conservative life peer locked in a room with a pile of uncounted cash and an unconscious cub-mistress...
Brother, is that you?
 
#47
I can see its going to have to be an extra massive hug for mister gwumpykins. have you tried a horlicks with marshmallows as u listen to those whales songs. It sounds extreme but it helps me when i get stresed. i sense tension and hostility, feelings of angst and aprehension as the moon moves inot its final phase and drains ure life energy. or maybe its just cos u havent had any since george formby was cleaning winders. Jennixx
 

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#48
I can see its going to have to be an extra massive hug for mister gwumpykins. have you tried a horlicks with marshmallows as u listen to those whales songs. It sounds extreme but it helps me when i get stresed. i sense tension and hostility, feelings of angst and aprehension as the moon moves inot its final phase and drains ure life energy. or maybe its just cos u havent had any since george formby was cleaning winders. Jennixx
I don't get stressed you ******* cock hunting dandelion.
 
#49
there you go, i told you that clip would work. now you tuck your blankie in, sip ure horlicks and before u know it ull be beddybyes. dont forget ure rubber sheet as we dont want to be all gwumpy in the moring again do we? :eek: Jennixx
 

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#50
there you go, i told you that clip would work. now you tuck your blankie in, sip ure horlicks and before u know it ull be beddybyes. dont forget ure rubber sheet as we dont want to be all gwumpy in the moring again do we? :eek: Jennixx
I'm always grumpy in the mornings so I'm going to buy a chainsaw.
 
#51
You speak for yourself. I have an imagination that would make the Marquis de Sade cringe, the sexual appetites of a jackal on speed and the morals of a Conservative life peer locked in a room with a pile of uncounted cash and an unconscious cub-mistress...
Good imagination mate, the OP should looking forward to all the PM's heading their way from interesting arrsers,

As for jarrod, jenni & co, their input has made me laugh to say the least,

jenni are you an arrse councillor?(whale songs) !!!!
 

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#55
Good imagination mate, the OP should looking forward to all the PM's heading their way from interesting arrsers,

As for jarrod, jenni & co, their input has made me laugh to say the least,

jenni are you an arrse councillor?(whale songs) !!!!
Shut it thick ******, you'll encourge the creature to keep posting. Kill it, put it out of it's misery it's a kindness and it'll appreciate it.
 
#57
Question is how many pen-pals do you want as a queue seems to be rapidly forming, by the way I'm 23 and as mad as King George.
 
#59
guys gotta love you and leave yer, college tommorow and didnt realise the time. gotta love this place, its the only place i know where you find penpals in between pedos and axe murderers. jarrod, breathe deep and listen to whales, get some sleep, have a thomas and inb the morning ull be shitting rainbows, tonight will seem like a bad dream. kisses xxxxxxxx Jennixx
 

jarrod248

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#60
guys gotta love you and leave yer, college tommorow and didnt realise the time. gotta love this place, its the only place i know where you find penpals in between pedos and axe murderers. jarrod, breathe deep and listen to whales, get some sleep, have a thomas and inb the morning ull be shitting rainbows, tonight will seem like a bad dream. kisses xxxxxxxx Jennixx
You're the only whale I know, porky.
 

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