SB, I've just finished a very long and boring post on the "Employment of women in the TA" thread suggesting that the reason the army does not allow women in the inf has nothing to do with sexual tension between comrades.
YOU ARE NOT HELPING MY CASE!
I can feel the sexual tension eminating from the Midlands here in Southern England....what's the matter? Have you been watching Channel 5 again?
Oh well, I'm over 14 stone so I guess that rules me out (the wife would never go for it either )
Best of luck. If you are truly the paragon that PtP has spoken of then you should equip yourself with a sh1tty stick to beat off (I'm going to leave that in, but didn't mean it like that so stop sniggering) potential suitors
Most of them will be pretty grim, my advice is give the quiet ones a go
With no ties
Who doesn't want commitment
Who's away a lot so when we get together it's so much more fun
Who isn't a GINGWAR
Good physique (all over )
Won't nag me and hassle me
1. No problem
2. See above
3. see above (I'm always away.I'm over the water now. You'll love it.)
5. S'alright s'pose. I'm not a lardarse but I'm not a
6. Not a chance. I wont be there enough.
7. Anything else I should bear in mind. I mean ptp
sung your praises and that but why can't you get
a fella at home? I don't mind that to be
honest as long as you wear glasses and look like a
I forgot to mention, and it may help my case, that I know a great place - it's in the country by some fields, corn I believe, next to an airfield. Bit of a pain in the arrse as the planes fly low right over the car park. But the snooker room more than makes up for it, apart from the leaking roof. Goes all over the place when it rains. The fireplace gets in the way of the stroke at times and I fell over the sheepskin rug next to it once and almost burnt my cue. Fcukin hot in the evenings though. Especially in the evenings out in the field. Chilled Champers and strawberries are good for keeping cool though. And Ice cream.