Looking for a fight

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by TerryFukWit, Jul 13, 2010.

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  1. I am willing to travel the length and breadth of mainland Britain to fight anyone willing to participate.

    Fight me !
  2. I'd batter ye.
  3. Naw you widdnae
  4. Where's Private Golden when you want him.
  5. PM Jarod, he's up for a manly wrestle.
  6. Can I shag yer wife whilst yer away fitin?
  7. Try going up the ardoyne
  8. Why, does she live there?
  9. NAH!But they could do with a big hero like him to Faugh-a Ballagh
  10. Heh heh heh!
  11. My wife was already shagging some cunt called Chris Brown behind my back, I am at my wits end.
  12. Whilst she was at his bell end.
  13. I'll hold your coats and errrm valuables....

    I don't need a fight myself just now, I'm married to a German.....
  14. Where do you want to meet?.P.S bring Chris along.
  15. Excellent. Keep em both busy whilst I practise the "heimlick" manoeuvre with his old woman.