Looking for a fight

Can I shag yer wife whilst yer away fitin?
Why, does she live there?
Heh heh heh!
Whilst she was at his bell end.
Where do you want to meet?.P.S bring Chris along.
Excellent. Keep em both busy whilst I practise the "heimlick" manoeuvre with his old woman.
I'll supply the dip when I've finished.