Looking for a date!!!!!

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by G4commando, Mar 20, 2009.

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  1. Hi all, I realise some of the flak that will come from this post, by those who have nothing better to do then offer their opinions!!!!!!!!!

    I'm looking for a female to accompany me to a regimental dinner in the summer, its a full, black tie occasion and all blokes attending are to have guests.

    So if any ladies fancy a free weekend away in Hatfield then please PM me
  2. does this look like some kind of escort agency for tight pursed wasters?
    get a grip and either pay for an escort or get a personality and do as the invite said and bring a date!?!?
  3. Oh dear, dear oh dear.
  4. PM Legs, she'd probably be up for it.
  5. Wow you charmer...pack your bags, your going to Hatfield, the Venice of the Garden Cities
  6. or if you are so socially inept. google -escort agencies for sad desperate retards!-
  7. i take it g4 is so desperate for a date he doesnt even bother to overlook his own thread...... i can smell a waaahhh!!!!!

  8. I concur, Legs seems an ideal choice and she knows all the protocols.

    Another choice might be Halomonkey but she is a little bit prickly.

    Good luck.

    Erm, I am off for a few days fishing...so I'm pretty much bullet proof. :wink:
  9. MSR is the expert on long legged fillies and summer balls. Talk to him!

  10. Opinions are like Arrse Holes, we all have one, thanks for your, you know where the door is sharkie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Purely out of curiosity, does the gender of "said guest" continue to be of relevence? Now that homosexuality is accepted, can your guest be of the same gender as yourself? If you don't have a girlfriend, is it acceptable to take one of your muckers along as your guest?
  12. Compulsory, I would have said, Bovvy!

    The subbies in my last Mess clubbed together, as a joke, to engage an escort for one of their number, a somewhat shy individual, at the summer ball. The joke spectacularly backfired when she turned out to be exactly what he needed - stunningly beautiful, intelligent and good company - and they were last seen trotting off together into the sunset...

  13. Good point Bovvy. Who knows, after a convivial evening, back at G4s, with some sympathetic lighting and a little Bronski Beat or Erasure to create the perfect ambiance, it could be the start of something beautiful.
  14. Bloody Hell, Sir, you make the evening sound very attractive... put my name down, please! :D

  15. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Hatfield? Everyones unemployed.
    Stick an advert in the paper for a free meal and you should get plenty of takers - then just filter out the munters and those without a decent set of clothes....