I've never done anything like this before (I know everyone always says that!) anywho I decided it was about time I started putting out...I mean putting myself out in the dating scene, so I thought I'd try a Lonely Hearts columm so here I am, *giggle*. You may have noticed I couldnt afford a dating service so I thought I'd try this instead. So here goes.. I'll tell you some stuff about meself then shall I? Me mum says I'm real pretty and that when I lose a bit of me puppy fat I'll have guys lining up for miles just to talk to me. Anyway, I'm 35, and I have blonde hair but I dye it black and let it grow out a bit so I have blonde roots, me mum says this is real sophisticated and it makes me really stand out from the crowd. I have heaps of hobbies and stuff, I'm a real active person, I surf sOOOO many different web sites everyday its ridiculous. Anyhow at the moment I am collecting the plastic clips that tie up loaves of bread, i have over a thousand of them, and heaps from different countries all around the world, when I have two thousand im going to make meself a real nice dress out of them, and a necklace just like the one Nicole Kidman wore in Moulin Rouge, except it will be made of bread clips and not diamonds, I think it will still look nice. People sometimes tell me I look like Nicole Kidman, except I dont have red hair, and I'm not tall and thin like her of course, and not really very pretty either...but I once had a boyfriend who was shorter then me who had a big nose...so we have remarkably similar lives really...when I am old enough I hope to work in a bordello just like Nicole Kidman. I'm her number one fan actually, she even wrote me a letter once...actually it was from her solicitor, but apparently it was on her behalf. I collect other stuff too, I used to collect toilet paper rolls, except they are too big and my house got filled up too quickly with them, and the fireman said it was a fire hazard, and also sometimes the neighbours don't like it when you take the toilet roles from their place before their finished, and going through people's bins gets kinda messy, then one time I got chased by a couple dogs because I smelt like garbage, and I was real scared, so now I have some scars from the bites but mum says you can hardly notice the one on me face anyway. I also enjoy astrology and I am a bit psychic,....actually no I think my doctor said I was a bit psychotic...but I can also read peoples minds. So that's me, I look forward to hearing from all you spunky guys out there.