Look what I found in my soup!

#1
Decided to make some chicken soup for my breakfast this morning added the pepper in before throwing it in the mircowave out it popped with Ian Brown staring at me better than Jesus on a dogs arrsehole or a dirty pedo's name on a gold fish! can anyone beat this?
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
yes - when I stirred the milk into my coffee this morning it resembled a detailed picture of Led Zep on stage at Knebworth. so chinny on.
 
#3
The front of my jeans has a highly-detailed map of Africa. And a drop of kebab sauce marks the precise location of King Solomon's mine, but I think that's just coincidence.
 
#4
After a traumatic Lamb Jalfrezi last night I entered the khazi to do some admin this morning. When I finished and did the cursory visual inspection - there it was on the back of the pan - Batmans Face!
 
#5
I looked in me shaving mirror.... I'm shure I shaw the face of McBalloon staring back at me.... oi nearly shoited meself again..... :D
 
K

Kirkz

Guest
#7
I have an Iron burn on a shirt that is the image of Hitler on the balcony at the Nuremberg rallies :)
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#8
This morning, I was preparing smoked salmon and scrambled free-range eggs with lightly toasted wholemeal bread and a nice cup of Yorkshire tea, two sugars, when I thought I saw my ex-wife smashing the front porch with a crowbar while screaming "You ruined my life you fucking ponce".

Turns out, my ex wife was smashing up my front porch with a crowbar while screaming "You ruined my life you fucking ponce".

I poured a bowl of Corn Flakes and reflected upon a Mulder and Scully moment.
 
#9
I have a photo frame in my bedroom and the image in it looks like me and the wife on our wedding day spooky eh.
 
#14
I had Tiger Shark Soup for lunch

 
#15
Imagine my surprise when my bowl of alphabet soup started to communicate with me...

http://funnyflux.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fuck-off.jpg
 
#16
theoriginalphantom said:
Imagine my surprise when my bowl of alphabet soup started to communicate with me...

That made me laaarf :)

Who the fcuk thinks of these things :D
 
#17
I have a birth mark on my leg which resembles the island of Sri Lanka, which coincidently is where I was born!
 
#20
Amazingly my religious icon looks like a boiled egg...
 

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