Look I know its been said before but.......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Starscream-08, Sep 21, 2008.

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  1. Jade Goodie is such a depressingly loud mouthed trollop, my girlfriend has got a day in the life of thingy despite my protests and it just damn sickens me

    does anyone else wish she'd just crawl back under the classless rock she came from and die?
  2. Think yourself lucky, mines got fcuking wife swap on!!!!
  3. I am not qualified to answer I don't know your girlfriend.
  4. oh now you done it, she just read that and switched over.....how have i wronged you?
  5. Unplug telly, remove leatherman/Gerber from belt, cut off plug. No reality tv in my house.
  6. Stick porn on and inform her that you are watching a new brand of reality tv.
  7. Consider yourself fcuking lucky mate mine's addicted to DVD's of feckin BERGERAC. If you want to know anthing about Jersey my wife can tell you as long as you give her a clue which episode it was in and dont mention that former childrens home, she is always asking me "do you think the body's were down there when they filmed this"