Lets face it she hung in there for 34 years as a ****ing scuffer, she probably has bigger leather balls than half the ******* on here and she must be black belt grade A ninja at playing "in the system"
Good luck to her
Would I? Well I've done dwarves, amputees, a 19 stone torres straits islander, even navy chicks of all shapes and sizes amongst many other love crimes.
So yes I would, probably a 5 pinter/bottle of red and a dimmly lit room.