long time reader, first time poster

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BillyLongArm, Jun 10, 2012.

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  1. evening all....

    just wanted to say hello and nail my colours to the mast.....

  2. Mast? Mast?
  3. are you Jimmy 2 times from goodfellas by any chance???

  4. Keep your hands in the car at all times and no flash photography.
  5. oh i get it...pick on the new guy is it???:?
  6. Somethings wrong when a long time lurker post this shite in the NAAFI.
    If you've lurked that long you should know better!
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  7. Well you DID say long time reader, what did you expect? welcome aboard, remember wild uncontrolled bursts of fire are required ok?
  8. Saying hello in the naafi? Nail yourself on the mast!
  9. I think you're about to find out what being picked on is really like!
    I'm off to get beer and popcorn! This is gonna get messy :)
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  10. popcorn???? what kind of man are you??? get some chilli nuts and man up
  11. His names Billy ffs! Fixed for reality :)
  12. No it's not.
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  13. Ooh! This cunts got spirit! Have you met Jarrod? He'll love you!
  14. Can we see a picture of yer Mam nailed to a mast being given a Jolly Rogering by Master Bates and Seaman Staines?Or just of her gash. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm scampi.
  15. Oh it will, but only because he had problems finding his mouth to eat.