long time reader, first time poster

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BillyLongArm, Jun 10, 2012.

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  1. BillyLongArm

    BillyLongArm Swinger

    evening all....

    just wanted to say hello and nail my colours to the mast.....

    OAUTR:batman:
     
  2. Mast? Mast?
     
  3. BillyLongArm

    BillyLongArm Swinger

    are you Jimmy 2 times from goodfellas by any chance???

     
  4. Keep your hands in the car at all times and no flash photography.
     
  5. BillyLongArm

    BillyLongArm Swinger

    oh i get it...pick on the new guy is it???:?
     
  6. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    Somethings wrong when a long time lurker post this shite in the NAAFI.
    If you've lurked that long you should know better!
     
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  7. Well you DID say long time reader, what did you expect? welcome aboard, remember wild uncontrolled bursts of fire are required ok?
     
  8. pom_pay

    pom_pay Old-Salt

    Saying hello in the naafi? Nail yourself on the mast!
     
  9. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    I think you're about to find out what being picked on is really like!
    I'm off to get beer and popcorn! This is gonna get messy :)
     
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  10. BillyLongArm

    BillyLongArm Swinger

    popcorn???? what kind of man are you??? get some chilli nuts and man up
     
  11. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    His names Billy ffs! Fixed for reality :)
     
  12. No it's not.
     
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  13. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    Ooh! This cunts got spirit! Have you met Jarrod? He'll love you!
     
  14. Can we see a picture of yer Mam nailed to a mast being given a Jolly Rogering by Master Bates and Seaman Staines?Or just of her gash. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm scampi.
     
  15. pom_pay

    pom_pay Old-Salt

    Oh it will, but only because he had problems finding his mouth to eat.