Long shot - property in Porthleven?

Discussion in 'Finance, Property, Law' started by oldcolt, Dec 14, 2009.

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  1. It's a long shot but I've just had a couple in whose sale is rattling ahead but, whose house purchase has just fallen through at the last moment and are in desperate need of a property to buy, in or around the Helston Porthleven area of Cornwall up to about 250k. 2 beds minimum older preferred and non estate. If you have/ know of a property that is vacant that might be suitable, please PM me.

    MOD's if this shameless commercialism is in the wrong place please let me know and point me in the right direction. Thanks.
     
  2. Why don't you conduct your civilian job on ARRSE to gain the commision from a potential buyer?

    Oh you have............................
     
  3. Hello mate,

    Can't help you with Cornwall but I have just inherited the Prince of Gambias Royal Estate and would be more than happy to sell it to you for £250k.

    If you are interested you can keep 10% of the sale of the property, just send me a 60% deposit to secure the property until you can sort the paperwork/legal stuff out.

    If interested I'll PM you the account details you will need.

    W-60
     
  4. 8) :lol: Let me guess, you need my bank account details so that you can transfer the money? Do you have my winning lottery card as well - I understand from a previous email that I have won and just need to send the claim fee to you 8)
     
  5. On a more serious note have you tried Rum Ration? Much bigger naval presence round the Helston area. I've got a mate living there at the moment who could sell the house he is living in. Not sure the landlord would be too chuffed though.
     
  6. Good thinking, I'll give it a go. Thanks. 8)
     
  7. What do you take me for? Some sort of scam artist!?

    For your insult to me and my countrymen aswell as the Royal Family of Gambia and their Prince, rest his soul, the initial deposit has just been increased to 80%!

    And do not try and threaten me, it's not as if you're a Parachute Commando Sniper capable of directing Aircrafts munitions onto my prized Palace!
     
  8. :oops: :lol: