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Long, hard shites

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I've just given birth to a medium sized greeny brown slug which judging by it's location when I turned round to inspect my efforts either exited the door at a very strange angle of hit the water and tried to climb it's way out.

I also note that it's twenty past eight in teh evening some twelve hours after my standard morning movement. Time to ask Mrs Wagtail what the fook she put in this evenings dinner>>>
 
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I've just given birth to a medium sized greeny brown slug which judging by it's location when I turned round to inspect my efforts either exited the door at a very strange angle of hit the water and tried to climb it's way out.

I also note that it's twenty past eight in teh evening some twelve hours after my standard morning movement. Time to ask Mrs Wagtail what the fook she put in this evenings dinner>>>
You're turning into a fucking plant.
 

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