Long, hard shites

#1
Not that it particularly bothered me, but I just curled one off that looked like a pickaxe-handle. Am I ill?
 
#6
I've just given birth to a medium sized greeny brown slug which judging by it's location when I turned round to inspect my efforts either exited the door at a very strange angle of hit the water and tried to climb it's way out.

I also note that it's twenty past eight in teh evening some twelve hours after my standard morning movement. Time to ask Mrs Wagtail what the fook she put in this evenings dinner>>>
 
#7
Not that it particularly bothered me, but I just curled one off that looked like a pickaxe-handle. Am I ill?
Give it a lick if it tastes of oranges I would see a doctor, if it tastes of shit you are OK.
 
#8
Have you eaten any pick-axe handles recently?
 
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#9
I've just given birth to a medium sized greeny brown slug which judging by it's location when I turned round to inspect my efforts either exited the door at a very strange angle of hit the water and tried to climb it's way out.

I also note that it's twenty past eight in teh evening some twelve hours after my standard morning movement. Time to ask Mrs Wagtail what the fook she put in this evenings dinner>>>
You're turning into a fucking plant.
 
#12
Is that ciggie creature being funny yet? He's been on my ignore list for some time now, and I wondered if it's safe to read his posts yet.
No, not yet, you could be waiting a long time, if this is the best he can do.
 

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