I was in a strange town on a business trip, I'd checked into a hotel and was feeling a bit lonely so I thought I'd get myself one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself 'Erogonique', a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs (you know the kind). So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says, (God, she sounded sexy ). "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and! I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" There was a pause then she said sweetly, "That sounds fantastic, Sir, but for an outside line you need to press 9."