Lonely Hearts

#1
Classic Irish Lonely Hearts ads...just received by email from an Irish friend...

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiance, seeks
decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel
world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
 
#3
Forces_Sweetheart said:
Classic Irish Lonely Hearts ads...just received by email from an Irish friend...

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
-------------------------------
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiance, seeks
decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel
world of hatchet-faced bitches.
------------------------
Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
-------- ------------------
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old fatherless, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
--------------------------
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
So which ione did it for you then F_S?? :)
 
#9
Forces_Sweetheart said:
Noooo - am a hatchet-faced moose who will confirm his worst fears and cynicism about the opposite sex.
Could be worse at least you not cruel!
 
#11
Forces_Sweetheart said:
Noooo - am a hatchet-faced moose who will confirm his worst fears and cynicism about the opposite sex.
Er....did I marry you some years ago?
 
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