Lonely hearts ads.

phil245

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#1
Lonely hearts ads and what they mean.
ADVENTUROUS = Slut.
ATHELETIC = No Tits.
30 SOMETHING = 45.
FUN = Annoying.
WILD = Gets Pissed Easily.
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog.
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-husband's a nutter.
NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly cnut.
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative.
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic.
Curvy = Fat Cnut.
CUDDLY = Fat Cnut
LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy Fat Cnut.
LIKES NIGHT IN = Lazy Fat Cnut.
 
#2
I really do like your mindset.
 
#3
Is this from experience
 
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