Lonely hearts ads.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by ark-angel, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Lonely hearts ads and what they mean.
    ATHELETIC = No Tits.
    30 SOMETHING = 45.
    FUN = Annoying.
    WILD = Gets Pissed Easily.
    BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog.
    SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-husband's a nutter.
    NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly cnut.
    HEADSTRONG = Argumentative.
    Curvy = Fat Cnut.
    CUDDLY = Fat Cnut
    LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy Fat Cnut.
    LIKES NIGHT IN = Lazy Fat Cnut.
  2. I really do like your mindset.
  3. Is this from experience
  4. you my friend, have lived 8)