Lonely hearts ads and what they mean. ADVENTUROUS = Slut. ATHELETIC = No Tits. 30 SOMETHING = 45. FUN = Annoying. WILD = Gets Pissed Easily. BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog. SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-husband's a nutter. NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly cnut. HEADSTRONG = Argumentative. ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic. Curvy = Fat Cnut. CUDDLY = Fat Cnut LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy Fat Cnut. LIKES NIGHT IN = Lazy Fat Cnut.