We need far more details curly-wurly. For starters, can you enter and exit your home through any entrance other than the French doors? Do you have your own hair and teeth?
Do you scare small children and animals?
Does your backside have its own post-code?
Do you have a free bus pass?
Girlywhirly for gods sake stop being tight and get yer arrse over to Uniform Dating!!!
Leave the guys on here alone, they're not here to look for lurve!!!! If they decide they quite like the sound of you they will let you know...but hunting them down isn't providing them with much of a chase is it??!!