I'm a fast learner. You should take it as a credit to the army. I take it you were in, unlike many on here...??
Course I was "IN" Squeaky.
I served 6 months in the trenches with MacAlpine's Fusiliers.
They awarded me a citation for Strip Clubs with Bar.
I don't like to talk about it though......... I didn't enjoy the smell of bacon, sausages and liver in the morning.