London Zoo audit

#5
How do you count the ants?
 
#7
#8
1, 2, 3, 4, .... 375,287, 375,288, 375,289....
That's OK if the little bastards are all still, if they are scurrying around it will be more like 1,2,3 bugger ... 1,2,3,4,5 grrr fuck....1,2,3,4, 5...FUCK IT!! 1 million.
 
#9
#10
Zoo keeper: oh no, there's a deficiency!!!! We're missing one of the giant screeching cockroaches!!!!
Zoo superintendent: Don't worry, it's the Wall-eyed Mr whippy, we transferred him to ARRSE!!!
EM: MWUahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
#11
Who cares your the audit if you say there is 13,456,765 who's to say your wrong
This does sound like the perfect skive, conducting a 100% check on all animals = get last years figures and write them down again. I mean you're going to know if you're diffy one elephant. You can just guess at the ants.
 
#12
This does sound like the perfect skive, conducting a 100% check on all animals = get last years figures and write them down again. I mean you're going to know if you're diffy one elephant. You can just guess at the ants.
Yes but what if you have acquired an elephant and now have 3 instead of 2?
 
#14
This is true, but what if it is surplus, should it not be returned to SQ's.
 
#15
Are elephants starred items?
 
#16
#18
Surely any surplus items could be classed as consumable items and therefore written off in the direction of the local feeding kitchen? Impala stew for the homeless (honestly its beef!)
 
#20
Ants Nest x 1, complete to CES....

Rodney2q
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..

Yes, I'm just leaving......
 

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