Just ban them from using mechanically propelled vehicles or anything that uses electricity for 6 months. life To save the planet of course. Can't really complain can they. They would be doing their bit. If they do, add another year on and so on ad infinitum.
Now come on, he's not exactly committed to his cause is he. A roll of speed tape (or even grey tape) I'm sure we can get him good and stuck to that vehicle.
I do like his noble Churchillian pose though.
Never underestimate stupid but even this mob would be rather daft to go through with something planned on a compromised whatsapp group.
If I were them i'd only be doing this as a diversion. If plod are mob handed out west then LCY is left vulnerable to a small group of swimmers with bolt cutters, debus at Cyprus and there are hundreds of spots in the Uni campus to stick a wetsuit on.
Fingers crossed they are as dumb as they seem and all get nicked at the petrol station, while the grumpy sri lankans insist they each buy a costa coffee every 10 minutes as they are in the way.