London Olympics

#1
It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks tothe gate.

"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland," he says,

"Fencing."
 
#3
A Canadian a Russian and a Scouser were at the olympic hammer throwing event.

The anouncer comes on and "The olympic record for the hammer is 80M"

The Canadian comes up, throws the hammer 85M

A reporter ask's the Canadian how he became so strong "My grandfather was a lumberjack, My father was a Lumberjack and I am a Lumberjack it make's me strong"

Next comes the Russian he picks up the hammer and throws it 90M

A reporter asks him how he became so strong "My grandfather farmed the land, my father farmed the land and I farmed the land it makes me strong."

Next the Scouser comes along picks up the hammer and throws it out the stadium the crowed goes wild.

A reporter asks him how he became so strong "Me grandpa was on the dole,me pa was on the dole, I'm on the dole and when they mentioned a hammer I thought they were going to put me to work."
 

phil245

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#5
the 100m sprint final is just like being in any London nightclub on any Saturday night. you hear a gunshot, and all you see is black men running like fcuk.
 

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