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London Olympics - what could go wrong

A completely stoned POTUS will go too far in the traditional Presidential fondling of beach volleyball babes.
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Is Obama due? How is he with the first lady? Do London Pros know how much the presidential security detail are in need of home comforts? Can the US presidential security detail afford the High Class girls of London?

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Ryan Giggs claims playing in the Olympics will banish the biggest regret of his illustrious career.
The most successful player in the history of *English football admits that winning gold would top even his incredible list of achievements.
Welshman Giggs also revealed Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is right behind his bid for Team GB glory.
Giggs will captain Team GB during the Olympics and will lead out Stuart Pearce’s team for the first time on Friday night for a high-profile warm-up game against Brazil.
Despite the fact that the 38-year-old has won 12 Premier League titles, two Champions Leagues, four FA Cups and four League Cups, Giggs is *desperate to finally play in a major tournament.

Will Ryan realise the fallacy of being Welsh? Doubly so when they loose to a third rate team from Mongolia?
 
Ryan Giggs claims playing in the Olympics will banish the biggest regret of his illustrious career.
The most successful player in the history of *English football admits that winning gold would top even his incredible list of achievements.
Welshman Giggs also revealed Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is right behind his bid for Team GB glory.
Giggs will captain Team GB during the Olympics and will lead out Stuart Pearce’s team for the first time on Friday night for a high-profile warm-up game against Brazil.
Despite the fact that the 38-year-old has won 12 Premier League titles, two Champions Leagues, four FA Cups and four League Cups, Giggs is *desperate to finally play in a major tournament.

Will Ryan realise the fallacy of being Welsh? Doubly so when they loose to a third rate team from Mongolia?

His motives are not too dissimilar to Beckham's, who wanted to be in the team to know what it would feel like to get to the final stages of a tournament. ;-)
 
You're all forgetting the worst possible outcome of this whole sorry mess.

We might get to host them again at some point. It's a cruel old universe.
It's not like the Eurovision song contest you know with it's financialy bankrupting winner stays on hosting policy.
 
You're all forgetting the worst possible outcome of this whole sorry mess.

We might get to host them again at some point. It's a cruel old universe.
Not sure we do hosting as well as invading

The Torygraph are highlighting today how many of the venues are unfinished with athletes arriving tomorrow...
 
Is Obama due? How is he with the first lady? Do London Pros know how much the presidential security detail are in need of home comforts? Can the US presidential security detail afford the High Class girls of London?

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Russian Oligarchs having dibs on the two high class call girls in London, the whole USSS catches crabs, AIDS and ring worm. The POTUS and FLOTUS are then cornered and torn limb from limb by a pack of outraged Medicare subscribers from Lubbock.

Joe Biden becomes President!!!!
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