London Olympics: Cameroon athletes 'abscond'

Joker62

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What a surprise!
 

Grumblegrunt

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I thought they disappeared from nottingham?
 
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They've been spotted living in a disused container near the Olympic Park and trawling for food in local supermarket bins. Their spokesman said "We've struck gold here - a luxury home and free food to boot - we could never had achieved this dream in Cameroon"
 

Joker62

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Is Hide & Seek an olympic event ?
For sure, as is;

- Creative excuse making as to why they would be in mortal danger if sent home
- Sprinting to the benefits office
- Free house hunting
- Finding the nearest GP and NHS bottomless pit
- Lining up the same for your extended (and extensive) family before they clear Heathrow who are already there and waiting

Probably many other events for them too.
 
#13
It set me thinking if I was an olympic competitor which country, that hosted an olympic games, would I abscond in?

I'd pulp for Barbados, now if only they could be persuaded to host the 2020 Summer Olympic Games.
 
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They've been spotted living in a disused container near the Olympic Park and trawling for food in local supermarket bins. Their spokesman said "We've struck gold here - a luxury home and free food to boot - we could never had achieved this dream in Cameroon"
They got hired by G4S already? That's quick.


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#18
Perhaps they got wind of the impending terrorist attack........
 

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