A truck? how big is this "Truck", do you mean lorry? The one my daughter drives is 30 ton capacity, and it takes the loaders, with a fork lift about 20 minutes to load and secure it, and why use a bloody big "Truck" for the family shopping, surely a station wagon or big SUV is sufficient........just an observation......like.
Better men than you have tried:- The Vikings, The Danes, The Spanish, Napoleon, The Kaiser, Hitler, Islamic state, all have failed, the romans stayed for 400 years, then buggered off, couldn't, stand the climate . Read Kipling's poem "Normans and Saxons" .....nice try but no cigar...as they say in downtown wherethefuckarewe Montana.
Late edit to add:- Kipling's " The rivers tale" sums up our long history in a nutshell, something the septics would give their eye teeth to have in their history books.