LONDON LAWYER V GLASWEGIAN COP (mis-match) A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glaswegian copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Scots cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow cop says, " Licence and insurance, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Glasgow cop says, "Ye did nae come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming" Glasgow cop says, "Ye still did nae come to a complete stop. Licence and insurance, Please Sir. London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huv te to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and insurance, please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and insurance; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his truncheon and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"