London ARRSErs…

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Goku, Aug 9, 2006.

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  1. Right, which one of you dirty mingers wants to own up to this :D

    And did you did a picture of that infamous tattoo :?
  2. Is this one of those 'anonymous E-mail' threads?
  3. hummmmm
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Can you translate that email for us Gok's.
    It's a bit hard of reading.

    ps I was out of London last weekend!!!!!!
  5. Certainly :D

    Nathan is doctrines/pentwyns/lawstudent mong nephew and is in the habit of reporting on her movements.
    Apparently doctrine was in London last weekend with an ARRSEr, she was expecting her back doors to be kicked in, he was obviously a man of some taste :D

    I’m just curious as to who was depraved enough to even put the idea in her head :twisted:
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Thanks for that, my Mong to English translation skills are not really up to

    So nice to see that the youth of today repect their elders (ie aunty dearest!!) :)

    I bet there is a lot of love in that family!!!!
  7. Yeah alot of inbred love!!!!!!
  8. Well whoever it was, you're a total fahking poof. She might be as mental as a mule's boot, but a shag's a shag.

    You should have used a rubber on each of your hands so as to avoid having to touch her 'scar'. Then you should have pulled one of the johnnies over your head, as I assume anyone that mental probably has chronic halitosis. Use one for doing the do and the remaining rubber should have been used to throw up in afterwards.

    Personally I'm disappointed.