London ARRSErs…

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#1
Right, which one of you dirty mingers wants to own up to this :D

Name: nathan
Email: xxx@lycos.co.uk
Date: Tue Aug 8 12:27:44 GMT+00:00 2006
flash old man yannies been crying she spent the weekend with one of the squaddies from arsse the dull cow thought he liked her and after the weekend he told her he wants only to be friends with her as they both have there occupations to think about
he was supposed to come to see her in our part of the world in the next couple of months but yannie as blown her top and told him she wants nothing to do with hom ever again

what do you think we can do to cheer her up

we know for sure she did not shag him as we found a complete pkt of 5 johnnies in her khaki ruck sack
And did you did a picture of that infamous tattoo :?
 
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Goku

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#5
Gremlin said:
Can you translate that email for us Gok's.
It's a bit hard of reading.







ps I was out of London last weekend!!!!!!
Certainly :D

Nathan is doctrines/pentwyns/lawstudent mong nephew and is in the habit of reporting on her movements.
Apparently doctrine was in London last weekend with an ARRSEr, she was expecting her back doors to be kicked in, he was obviously a man of some taste :D

I’m just curious as to who was depraved enough to even put the idea in her head :twisted:
 
#6
Thanks for that, my Mong to English translation skills are not really up to
scratch!

So nice to see that the youth of today repect their elders (ie aunty dearest!!) :)

I bet there is a lot of love in that family!!!!
 
#8
Well whoever it was, you're a total fahking poof. She might be as mental as a mule's boot, but a shag's a shag.

You should have used a rubber on each of your hands so as to avoid having to touch her 'scar'. Then you should have pulled one of the johnnies over your head, as I assume anyone that mental probably has chronic halitosis. Use one for doing the do and the remaining rubber should have been used to throw up in afterwards.

Personally I'm disappointed.
 

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