log sniffing

#1
Do any arssers enjoy the simple pleasures of occasionally sniffing their own excreta? I find that snapping off a good size fikey whilst in motion and giving it a good sniffing is quite uplifting. I reckon, if put on a plate with 5 others, I could sniff my log out.
 
#3
Ahhhh, in log sniffing circles that's known as a 'FB' (Fray Bentos). Not too well baked, a nice crisp top layer with a smooth soft inner, just like an over ripe banana. I'd love to crack that one open and give it a good sniff. On the nose, I guess I could smell dark fruits, tobacco and a slight 'gamey-ness'. She's quite a good example.
 

maguire

LE
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#5

maguire

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#8
as a great man once said, 'everyone likes the smell of their own brand dont they?'
 
#12
Its long been part of my post dump routine to be honest.
I always inspect every sheet used for traces of poop.
 
L

Lechies

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#13
I don't have a choice seeing that my poo hole is only 18 inches below my nostrils.

Edited for nonsensical gibberish.
 
#14
you, are indeed, a very sick chap......................................................
 
#15
I always inspect every sheet used for traces of poop.

I always inspect every sheet used for traces of blood.

I still remember a friend's young son - 30-ish - who died a horrible death from colon cancer.
 

jarrod248

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#16
I always inspect every sheet used for traces of blood.

I still remember a friend's young son - 30-ish - who died a horrible death from colon cancer.
Fresh blood is probably not going to indicate cancer, more likely piles or just a burst capilliary. If it's loads of blood then it's been nice knowing you. If it's black tarry stools Guinness or again it's been nice knowing you.
 
#17
Fresh blood is probably not going to indicate cancer, more likely piles or just a burst capilliary. If it's loads of blood then it's been nice knowing you. If it's black tarry stools Guinness or again it's been nice knowing you.
I know. So far I've been lucky with the minor stuff, but it's still an attention getter.
 
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