Local shop to high school!!

#1
Bonjour!!

Child number 1 (ELDEST)

has come home in a sulky mood went upstairs still sulking!!
just realised if i had the chance to beat it out of her i would have known!!!

anyway it goes like this!

local shop that she walks into and trys to buy a soft drink!!??

not that easy ! local shop waller(owner) proceeds to break daughter down bit by bit (she is a thief and all kinds)!!

1. she is in there by herself
2. she tries to pay for said drink
3. he shouts at her and her type(his words)!! while trying to pay!


dont get me wrong i know how us squaddies work and that! but im on the verge of going down and supplying a free of charge shop watch !!
thats a lie! im on the verge of being in the local news!!
 
#2
I'd wait until the bottle of toilet duck has worked it's way out of your system before heading down the local shop.

I'd take your keyboard back to the shop you bought it from in the morning too, yours seems to missing capital letters and has way too many exclamation marks.
 
#3
Bonjour!!

Child number 1 (ELDEST)

has come home in a sulky mood went upstairs still sulking!!
just realised if i had the chance to beat it out of her i would have known!!!

anyway it goes like this!

local shop that she walks into and trys to buy a soft drink!!??

not that easy ! local shop waller(owner) proceeds to break daughter down bit by bit (she is a thief and all kinds)!!

1. she is in there by herself
2. she tries to pay for said drink
3. he shouts at her and her type(his words)!! while trying to pay!


dont get me wrong i know how us squaddies work and that! but im on the verge of going down and supplying a free of charge shop watch !!
thats a lie! im on the verge of being in the local news!!
Wait until you have sobered up and ask to see his CCTV in case your little princess is talking bollocks and has been robbing cans of cider from him for months
 
#4
If you're down there now, can we get to see the CCTV from the time you get to the shop to the time you're knocked out by the little bloke behind the counter and peelers come and cart you off?
 
#17
even though she is 11 that made me lol!!
11? pop down there and kick his cunt in,make sure you pull a couple of shelves of well stocked items on to the gobby twats head leaving him battered and bruised with only Heinz's finest to keep him company.

Don't forget to wear a fake moustache
 
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exmunkey

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#20
Everything is far more scary when done calmly and quietly. Wait till you have finally calmed down and ask for some evidence of her activities. If he can't provide that then calmly and politely explain what might happen if this happens again and leave, it will make him think

On the other side, my mum still thinks I'm some sort of angel even tho I've tried to dissuade her by fessing up to much. I was trying to have sex at 11 failed cos I wasn't part of the trendy group at school, drink and drugs at school, plus school v school brawls. Mum had no idea whatsoever. Most parents don't so give her a little credit for maybe a bit of misbehaving, if she did.