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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    off of ITV programme Strangeways. David Charlton. Coming to a bail hostel near you. If they ever get the fat stinking ginger mong into the van. Jesus.

  2. Friend of yours?

    I was impressed that we're paying 4 or 6 prison officers to provide continuous child-care for a 50+ toddler who pisses in the room he has been given. Another 4 or 6 for each of the other mongs battering themselves into a pulp.
  3. I watched that last night and it had me in stitches. Hearing him abuse all and sundry in his high pitched geordie accent was hilarious. I thought the staff did a brilliant job of not reacting to him. He'd have got a regi bath off me (After someone else had picked the shit covered prick up and put him in.)

    "Pull your trousers up"

    "You ******* do it"

    "Haven't you got a belt?"

    "I'll belt you"

    Very funny.
  4. That lump is someone's son, I hope they are proud of themselves.
  5. aye also watched that last night even the other prisoners were embarrased by him, what a cnut needs putting down fecking drongo.
  6. Has Dale sucked him off?
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

  8. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Boil him down for glue and dog food. Job done.
  9. He's not a Geordie, he's a Monkey hanger or somewhere near there. There's a far superior vagrant that knocks about Eccles and Salford Precinct, not only does he have one leg, but he can be seen vomiting over himself conducting U&D drills with his pants still pulled up and is very much more the Brown Bottle than Charlie boy.
  10. I saw this last night, what a ******* tool!
  11. It was great, he seriosly needs a filling in, put him in the same cell as the French Black bloke, that should be interesting.
  12. Agreed. He should have been ******* tipped down those stairs when he was being transported.
  13. No dog would eat that; the smell of fox piss and twiglets would put them off.
    Is there no way to put the thing out of its misery?
  14. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Straightforward incineration, then. There's a few kilowatt hours in that lump, I'd've thought. Heat a few pensioners' homes over the winter, that would.