Local bike - Advice needed.

#1
It all started when the local Slag added me on Facebook, started talking and after not long at all I'd nailed her for the first time!
Saw her a couple of times a week for just under a month until she seemed to be getting a bit attached so I had to get rid..

Now she won't fucking leave me alone! I told her from the start it was a purely sex thing.
I'm just ignoring her texts at the moment.. Is this the best idea?

Oh yeah she's also got a boyfriend and has the mental BIG TIME!

Over to you lads, I'm all ears!
 
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count_duckula

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#2
I'll get the usual requests out of the way: did you do her up the shitter, and where are the pictures?!
 
#3
Hammer, harry black maskers etc etc
 
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trowel

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#4
It all started when the local Slag added me on Facebook, started talking and after not long at all I'd nailed her for the first time!
Saw her a couple of times a week for just under a month until she seemed to be getting a bit attached so I had to get rid..

Now she won't fucking leave me alone! I told her from the start it was a purely sex thing.
I'm just ignoring her texts at the moment.. Is this the best idea?

Oh yeah she's also got a boyfriend and has the mental BIG TIME!

Over to you lads, I'm all ears!
Why don`t you just run away?
 

cent05zr70

On ROPS
On ROPs
#6
Facebook eh! You deserve everything you get.
 
#10
You lot are so slow. Where's the request for a link to her FB page?
 
#11
You'll have to do the decent thing and marry her, you know you want too !
 
#13
Dear Reader

All women have the crazy, some just have the ability to hide it to begin with & this is a lesson you should remember for your next "relationship."

Block her on Facebook & change of mobile number should solve this one, but in case it doesn't I'm sending you my free advice leaflet entitled "Creating a Flyer using revealing photos of the local bike she sent you thinking you were a normal human being not some degenerate who posts on ARRSE." It's really very good.

Finally, post the pictures of her on here & a link to her Facebook profile for those who want to attempt an adventure into the brown abyss with this "lady."
 
#14
Wrap her head in polythene before you shoot her. It'll help minimise the forensic signature.

A small calibre round from close range (.22LR, for example) does an excellent job without creating too much mess.
 
#15
Not up the shitter but she did have a nice Rack - 36DD ;)
Where's the fooking pictures then cunty bollox!?! ;-)

Send me a link to her FB and she'll never bother anyone again!

You could block her on FB and get a new mobile number or go round and smash her fella's back doors in; that'll learn her!
 
#17
"the local slag added me on Facebook"
So either you sent her a friend request or she sent one which you accepted.
You are a twat of the first order.
 
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goatrutar

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#19
First mistake was giving her your mobile number, instead of using a cheap pre paid phone.

Now where's the fucking pictures?
 

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