My personal favourite conspiracy theory has to be that of the shape-shifting lizard illuminati who secretly rule the world. One proponent of the lizard theory is John Rhodes who runs the website: Reptoids.com Apparently the world is run by a subterranean race of humanoid lizards. However Rhodes fails to explain how a race far more advanced and intelligent than us has failed to take control of the planet's surface and merely busies itself with tinkering around at the edge of our existence. For more hilarity visit Above Top Secret which is, frankly, a wet dream for those who find conspiracy theories hilarious. Remember the CIA destroyed the Twin Towers, Lizards control the earth, the Bildeberg group seeks to establish a New World Order under the control of the evil UN and the world will end in 2012 because the Mayan calendar says so and the Mayans were controlled by aliens so they must be right. Edited for letting a five year old write my post.