Liz the Nurse RIP

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SuperTrooper, Sep 24, 2008.

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  1. Thats fate that is. Beleive me, somewhere there's an Elephant with your name on it!
     
  2. So Liz the Nurse's real name was Hilda. It just goes to show what little we knew of her. RIP Hilda.
     
  3. Thanks for the warning... I sold all my shares in Greggs before the London markets got wind of their imminent collapse in sales.
     
  4. I hope it wasn't a outrage bus that hit her.What will we do for transport?
     
  5. Outrage Honda C90?
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  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Well, the hephalump won't forget that in a hurry . . .

    yeah, yeah, me car's outside.
     
  7. Killed whilst crossing the road salivating over a steak slice.

    Dulce et decorum est pro pasty shop mori.
     
  8. That's the least of the worries mate. Question is, who will her cousin Abacus fuck now she's a goner?
     
  9. That’s the trouble with trunk roads – far to many elephants.
     
  10. Exactamundo. I doubt his wife can expect a length anytime soon, but I'm sure he's got a pre-pubescent nephew or puggled maiden aunt that he can switchfire to.